What?! You Think You Can Dance

Do you watch that show "So You Think You Can Dance"? Here's something I don't get. These people who come on the show and claim that they've been dancing for years or have been taking lessons for like ten years, then they get up there and suck. Bad arms, poor extensions, F'd up walkovers. Where do these people learn? Power Dance Co?

Now, you want to see a good walkover, come on over to the Queen Of The Burn Brae Dance Studios.

By the way, if you want to see some real dancing, come on over to the Toby Inn for a little "Footloose". Hey, as an incentive I'll pay the toll for the first ten of my friends who come.